92.3 WXRK-ROCK'S #1 DJ!
He's Canes trusty sidekick..
He's on from 6:00-10:00pm on weekdays.
He's my lover
I wanna lick whip cream off his chest
HE'S YUMMY!!!=)

ALTAR BOI NEWS!

Yes, the rumours are true. Some psycho on AOL wants to lick vodka off of my lovers chest. THIS CAN'T GO ON! It's ridiculous man! It'd be hard to lick vodka off of him ANYWAY *l* i think whipped cream would be much more fun.. and it wouldnt drip all over the place! HAAR! who does altar boi love now? HUH!?

WHAT DO I LOVE ABOUT HIM?

his voice!
his hottness! heeh
the way he says, "KORRRNNNN!"
the way he sits humbly as Canes sidekick
the fact that i'm gonna call him tomorrow and confess my LOVE!!

ALTAR BOI POETRY!!

Yes! you heard me! poetry! aren't -i- the little innovative one?! hehe

this poem is simply titled.. ALTAR BOY.
altar boy
he's hot
altar boy
he's rad.
i look at the sun rise,
what do i see?
my lover
altar boi.
-anonymous*l*

Alter Boy:
I think you are very sexxay
whip cream would taste good on yr boday
i think about you...getting kinky with me
that's how i really want it to be
alter boy, you are the second best dj..
and with you i wanna go all the way
alter boy, your so fine,
alter boy, you blow my mind..
could i blow YOU?